I, for one, firmly believe the Greeks got it wrong: nutella — not ambrosia — is the food of the gods. It may be the ultimate of processed foods and is most certainly in a food group of its own. It is decadently rich, both spoonable and spreadable, and has popularized the genuis flavor combination of chocolate and hazelnut. In short, it can do no wrong. It is one of our most dependable pleasures (when eaten in moderation, bien sur), which, in a time of few certainties, should not be overlooked.
Treat yourself to a spoonful of nutella today!